Dago

[Hook]
I am a dago, garlic in my nose
Bakin some garlic bread for you
Watchin Italians try to be normal’s
Like watchin monkeys fling their poo
Ay, I’m walking here

[Verse 1]
I'm just a spaghetti vendor
I'm just a dirty guinea
I don’t need lube on my weiner
Because I'm so gr-easy
My wife has a pretty mustache
It's growin off of her back
I own my own pizzeria
Mobsters all meet here at night
Come order a bite
Calzone and a Sprite
Al-Capone also might
Put you in a box
Concrete in your socks
Guess all that us wops is good at is crime

[Hook]
I'm just a dago, spaghetti slurper
All that they say of my race is true
All an Italian has ever done was
Lose at a world war, 1 and 2
Them nappy headed bastards smell like shit
Id rather see them all sleep with the fish
Their all some furry hairball piece of shits
Provolone spagettos, suck my dick

[Verse 2]
I'm just a burnt pizza guido
I shoot up to stay in shape
Gym, tan, and laundrio
I'm known to do date rape
I'm allegedly a pedophile
That means I smush little kids
Sometimes I watch Jersy Shore and
I get so oh very proud
Wow look at those nice young talented
Bright zips goombas and wops
Suck eachothers cocks
Now Snooki's knocked up
Child protective should just park at her house

[Hook]
I'm just a dago, a mafioso
I'm just a banged up gangster dude
I guess Italian something that happened
Afficans raped some dago jews
There might be a good answer to this shit
Lets throw cannolies off of Brooklyn bridge
Italians are the dumbest group there is
Mexicans, Italians, whats the diff?

[Verse 3]
Ciao paranto, mitalianto
I run pasta la restaurianto
A-please come in for slice a-pizza
I'm a fascista, café barista
They call me nigariga toni, hook up my homies
with extra cheeses and pepperoni in macaroni
I'm a jabroni like mista Jesus
When will spaghetti be hot already?
It take long time and I a-sweaty
I drink white wine and I smoke cigario
I clog the toilet, call up Mario
Mamamia papapia, eat a pasta quesadilla
Sicicilia sucka dia, spaghetti was my idea

[Hook]
I am a dago, gobbling orzo
I'm just a racist hateful goon
No one Italian has ever done
One notable thing but make Ragu
Salami eating brown shirt rizzo zips
Grape stompin ginzo hot-head gino flips
The last I would like to say is this
Their food is good, and the girls have big tits
So uh no hard feelins right?