Some Black Guy

Ali ate them crackers

Some black guy
Is always stealin
SHIT
Some black is stealing
And it never never never never is returned
No No, Some black is stealin
Yeah
Some Black guy is always stealin
SHIT
Some black is stealing
And It never never never never is returned
No No some black is stealin
Yeah

Where's my pants
I had'em on me
And now I don't
Someone black just
Took my coat
I had it on me
And I was warm
Now I'm cold
Someone black took
My contacts
Now how could I watch
Star trek
Someone black just stole my gun
You think he'll shoot Someone?
No

I got no parents
Dad & mom are Dead, and I'm Upset that some
African american shot them in the head and runned
No don't say black
Black hate that
It's sorta racist
If you say black
They wanna be called
Awesome chocolate people
That make crack

Some black guy
Is always stealin
SHIT
Some black is stealing
And it never never never never is returned
No No, Some black is stealin
Yeah
Some Black guy is always stealin
SHIT
Some black is stealing
And It never never never never is returned
No No some black is stealin

The couch is gone
Where's my table
I eat on the floor
Like a gook
My furniture Was taken
But all my books are here

THANK YOU

Wake up at 3 In the morning
And I see my TV floating
Say "Put down my TV homie"
Man How you see me?
Your teeth are glowing

They Know when I'm leavin town
They go in
And steal all my shi*
And bounce
I get home And the seat is down
And the guy sitting
In the seat is Brown
Did they take
My shake weight
Now i gotta go out
And date rape
Ay thanks for
Raidin the place
I'm goin to rape
Have a great day

Some black guy
Is always stealin
SHIT
Some black is stealing
And it never never never never is returned
No No, Some black is stealin
Yeah
Some Black guy is always stealin
SHIT
Some black is stealing
And It never never never never is returned
No No some black is stealin

Breaking news
Some black guy
Stole something
The world is in shock
Over this unbelievable act of stealing
By some black guy
This is no joke
The president is expected to speak
My fellow American
Today in a unforseen
Uh turn of the events
Some black guy

Uh

Stole a jet ski
The FBI agreed to get to the
Bottom of this

And uh

Return the jet ski
To its white owners

YUP

Some black guy
Is always stealin
SHIT
Some black is stealing
And it never never never never is returned
No No, Some black is stealin
Yeah
Some Black guy is always stealin
SHIT
Some black is stealing
And It never never never never is returned
No No some black is stealin

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