When You’re Not Around

Well, sometimes I need time just to be alone
Just to write and play guitar and ignore the phone
But all the inspiration can't be found
I miss you so much when you're not around

Well every TV show seems to lack its plot
And every fish lets go before it's even caught
And all our playful innuendos can't abound
I miss you so much when you're not around

And I try to give you money
In case you get hungry
But you never wanna take it from me
And even though we're just beginners
You still cook me dinner
And you taught how to decoupage in paint to me

Well, sometimes I just wanna surf the Internet
I wanna cruise and look at porn like your average gent
But I lose interest in their moany little sounds
I miss you so much when you're not around

And I try to give you money
In case you get hungry
But you never wanna take it from me
But even though we're just beginners
You still cook me dinner
And you taught how to decoupage in paint to me

"What if another girl tried to raise her skirt?"
It happened in The Back Booth once but she didn't get hurt
Cause I'm behaved when I go downtown
And that's what happens when you're not around