Nerdy Girls

Well, uh...
I've seen a lot of girls
Out along the way
And I've checked 'em out
Back and forth, to and fro, hither, tither, near and far
All the live long day, but
Marc with a C just loves him a girl with glasses
And they don't always accept my sexual passes
But it's true that I love girls with glasses best
That might just make me prejudiced
So I wrote a song about it
Here it goes...

I raised my eye just to inspect her
While she adjusts her pocket protector
There ain't nothin' wrong with a nerdy girl
She's the kinda chick that I'd like to make
But she's busy thinkin' 'bout anime
Lord, there's nothin' like a nerdy girl

One, two
A-one, two, three, four

She's a fan of Tori Amos
I'm tryin' to be cool just like John Stamos
Lord, there's nothin' wrong with a nerdy girl
She don't drink no gin and juice
But I imagine her in her Underoos
Oh lord, there's nothin' like a nerdy girl

Oh and nerdy girls are sweet
And nerdy girls are hot
A nerdy girl knows what kind of ice cream that I want

Oh and she reads books I can't pronounce
But either way I'd like to announce that
Lord, there's nothin' wrong with a nerdy girl
She could bring out the best in me
But I'm busy checkin' out her pair of B's
Lord, there's nothin' like a nerdy girl

Oh and nerdy girls are cute
And nerdy girls are smart
A nerdy girl can straighten out the wheels on my mental shopping cart
Rock!

Well, a regular gal just ain't gonna do
And I guess it sounds dumb unless it's happened to you
And you've never been in love with a nerdy girl
Girls, put away those contact lenses
Climb over those tired fences
Put on your glasses, be a nerdy girl

Oh and nerdy girls are sweet
And nerdy girls are hot
A nerdy girl knows what kind of ice cream that I want
Oh and nerdy girls are cute
And nerdy girls are smart
A nerdy girl can straighten out the wheels on my mental shopping cart

But she don't drink no gin & juice
And I imagine her in her Underoos
Cause, Lord, there's nothin' like a nerdy girl