The Real Story

Heavy metal music's just modern blues
If I had hair like that I'd probably be mad too
I once thought I had my depression kicked
Until the power was off due to bills unsent

I'm afraid this song won't make much sense
To anyone except for my friends
I should shut up but I'm just too dense
For the real story go and ask my ex

She keeps detailed forensics on-line
Of how she says I toyed with her mind
I pull away from those that know
Suck it up

Braille is a language, so is ASL
I speak English but not all that well
Revenge is a weapon but so is sex
But for the real story go and ask my ex

She's got therapists in on the joke
And replays all the words that I spoke
I pull away from those that know
Suck it up

I'm feelin' pretty miserable today
Spent all night cold and arguing
And LiveJournal can get you in so much trouble
Gonna have to make it "friends only"

I can't keep all my anger in check
But I didn't know 'til I hit twenty-six
I know the pattern but not what comes next
So for the real story go and ask my ex
She'll tell you 'til she's blue in the mouth
And annoy you like Gwen from No Doubt
I pull away from those that know
Suck it up
Well it's cloggin' my message board
Write a letter
I pull away from those that know
Suck it up
She's got therapists in on the joke
And replays all the words that I spoke
I pull away from those that know
Suck it up
She keeps detailed forensics on-line
Of how she says I toyed with her mind
I pull away from those that know
Suck it up