No London In Brazil

She's not addicted to drugs
She's addicted to ice water
She could drink it all day
It's how she chooses to bathe
Rinses out cups
And leaves a little bit of soap behind
It's anti-bacterial
It's cleanin' out her insides

What have I become?
Now I'm feeding her chicken
This has gotta stop
We've gotta think of the children
Her feet barely work
She can't pedal her bike
We watched movies under
The blanket that night

She had her eyes closed
And her face hidden
She'd laugh before the jokes were even written
She don't like coffee
She chugs the cream
She buys Slurpees for the undercover police

And it's true I ran away
From your button face
I was hoping that your type was just a phase
There's no London in Brazil
I think you're mentally ill
Please forget you love me, go away
Please forget you love me, go away

She braids her hair
By tyin' it in knots
Left her first husband
Cause she hated doin' the dishes
Pours ice water
Into small plastic coolers
Stays up late
Just to memorize the Simpsons

Add a zero to her age
And then
You'll realize how well she knows men
She don't like coffee
She chugs the cream
She buys Slurpees for the undercover police

And it's true I ran away
From your button face
I was hoping that your type was just a phase
There's no London in Brazil
I think you're mentally ill
Please forget you love me, go away
Please forget you love me, go away

She buys Slurpees for the undercover police

And it's true I ran away
From your button face
I was hoping that your type was just a phase
There's no London in Brazil
I think you're mentally ill
Please forget you love me, go away
Please forget you love me, go away

It's true I ran away
From your button face
I was hoping that your type was just a phase
There's no London in Brazil
I think you're mentally ill
Please forget you love me, go away
Please forget you love me, go away
Please forget you love me, go away