When My Ship Comes In

I'm gonna turn my car
Into an aquarium
I'm gonna fill it with fish
I'm gonna get a dog
Gonna name him Meatwad
And put food in his dish

When I get my stuff together
When my ship comes in
When I win the lottery
I'm gonna spend it all on you

I'm gonna find your dad
And kick him in the nads
Cause he's a dick to you
I'm gonna find my mom's
Favorite prescriptions
I'm gonna share them all with you

When I get my stuff together
When my ship comes in
When I win the lottery
I'm gonna spend it all on you

I will give you anything
That you could ever want
You are my submissive
And I am your Dom

I'm gonna learn "Freebird"
And make up new words
And serenade you with it
I'll get a tattoo
One that matches for you
Of a three-eyed fish

When I get my stuff together
When my ship comes in
When I win the lottery
I'm gonna spend it all on you

Except I'll buy an iPod and
Some new CDs
Maybe something else selfish
But nothing too fancy
I'll still give you anything
That you could ever want
You are my submissive
And I am your Dom