Amy, It’s Kevin (Alt Synth Version)

How'd we get this far apart?
It's only three miles via car
And we only talk through voicemail nowadays
You're screenin' all your calls
Though we used to shake the walls
I’m the best lookin’ DJ in this teeny bar

Now you're sleepin' with the door guy
Some crater face named Duffy stole your heart
But I got that job at Q96
Now I'm beating strippers off with a stick

I never threw you out
Our kitties say, "Meow"
Why won't you pick up the telephone?
You're not getting this ring back
I had problems with my dad
But I'm getting better with my therapist

Now you're sleepin' with the door guy
Some crater face named Duffy stole your heart
But I got that job at Q96
Now I’m beating strippers off with a stick

Now I call you once a day
Sometimes to just say, "Hey"
But I miss you when I go to Magic games
The cats and I miss you
And when your strippin' days are through
You'll wake up to the truth

But for now you’re sleepin’ with the door guy
Some crater face named Duffy stole your heart
And I got that job at Q96
Now I'm beating strippers off…