Typical Guy

I'd like to excuse myself from uncomfortable situations
But sometimes it helps to talk
So I'll be glued while you pick this relationship apart
And we point out each other’s flaws
It crossed your mind that it could’ve been the wrong time
But it seems like it’s a permanent case
So let’s begin this one way conversation
The one that ends with "let's just be friends"

It doesn’t look like I’ll ever get married
I’m scared of commitment, and I’m scared of being lonely
So get on this boat
I think the destination is somewhere far away
From a place called matrimony
I guess I’m just a typical guy, after all
You remind me of my place in life and where I really oughta be
And how distant we really are
You've no idea what to tell me to relieve my heaving chest
It's not even kisses on the cheek from now on

This atmosphere is not contusive to growing as a pair
Now one and one equals two different people
And don’t even walk, soak my indifferent shoulder
Say goodnight and sleep in the servant room

It doesn’t look like we’ll ever get married
I was scared of commitment, and now I’m scared of being lonely
So get on this boat
Well, I think the destination is somewhere far away
From a place called matrimony
I guess I’m just a typical guy, after all

It doesn’t look like we’ll ever get married
I’m scared of commitment, and I’m scared of being lonely
Get off this boat
Well, I think the destination is somewhere far away
From a place called matrimony
I guess I’m just a typical guy
I guess I’m just a typical guy
I guess I’m just a typical guy
Who doesn’t like givin’ head