Tired Old Dicksucker Revue (2005 demo)

An internet letter that you'll never read
A lonely rally where the good girls meet
A day where people have greasy hair
And stone washed denim that we can share

It sounds like somebody is in my car
It smells like they're warmin' up caviar
My room's unlocked, so why break in?
If you want the money, then take it on your ship

I can't write about what I think
The episodes and the things I drink
The all true tales of bеdroom trash
The rusted cars for the cops to catch

It sounds likе somebody is in my car
It smells like warmin' up caviar
My room's unlocked, so why break in?
If you want the money, then take it!

Believe in me like you believe in Bob
Don't marry me, go out and marry Rob
I'll throw my shoes to turn the radio off
To stop this next episode from coming on

It sounds like somebody is in my car
It smells like warmin' up caviar
My room's unlocked, so why break in?
If you want the money, then take it on your ship