Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Rachel Bloom
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Rachel Bloom
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Rachel Bloom & Donna Lynne Champlin
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Nipsey Hussle & Rachel Bloom
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Rachel Bloom
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Gabrielle Ruiz
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Donna Lynne Champlin & Rachel Bloom
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Rachel Bloom & Ava Acres
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Vincent Rodriguez III
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Santino Fontana
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Rachel Bloom
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Rachel Bloom &
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Pete Gardner
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Rachel Bloom
Rachel Bloom & Amy Hill
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Santino Fontana
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Donna Lynne Champlin
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Rachel Bloom
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Rachel Bloom & Tovah Feldshuh
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Vella Lovell & Santino Fontana & Donna Lynne Champlin & Pete Gardner & Vincent Rodriguez III & Rachel Bloom
Rachel Bloom
Rachel Bloom
Rachel Bloom
Rachel Bloom
Adam Schlesinger
[ADAM]
It's 5:53 on Thanksgiving
Not one customer's walked through the door
But I'm still here, slingin' drinks for a living
I've never played piano before
(spoken)
Not bad.
(sung)
I know this town like the back of my hand
But I'm not such a fan of the back of my hand
'Cause if you look real close
At those little hairs and veins You're like
"Hands are sort of gross"
It's hard to explain
The point is:
Hey, West Covina
Why won't you let me break free?
Am I doomed to stay here
Pouring my high school friends beers
For the rest of eternity?
Hey, West Covina
You know just where to find me
I'll never go far, so pull up to the bar
Hey, West Covina
What'll it be?
It's 5:55, I'm still singin'
The big Turkey Day game's lettin' out
But no one's comin' here
Who am I kiddin'?
Hey, you sunburned MILFs
Give me a shout
Everyone's going home
'Cause it's time to give thanks
Thanks for the chain stores and outlets and banks
Thanks for this town three short hours from the beach
Where all of your dreams can stay just out of reach
Dun-dun bom-bom!
Da-da boom-bah!
Hey, West Covina
You're not listenin', so what's the use?
Is my purpose in life to slice limes with a knife?
Or to serve that girl Deb a vodka and cranberry juice?
(spoken)
Hey, Deb, be right with you.
(sung)
Hey, West Covina
Look what you're doing to me
Can't you see, West Covina
You're killing me, West Covina
Last call, West Covina
What'll it be?
Adam Schlesinger released What’ll It Be? (Demo) on Fri Feb 19 2016.