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Rachel Bloom
Rachel Bloom
Rachel Bloom
Rachel Bloom
Adam Schlesinger
This song, seen in episode 7 of season 1 (“I’m So Happy that Josh Is So Happy!”) of the CW’s 2015 comedy, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend.
Paula sings it to express her lust for Calvin. In the song we get to experience what Paula sees as exclusive; a thing like cutting the line at the airport is something above...
[PAULA]
He’s discerning, he’s refined
Eats French cheeses, drinks French wine
He travels all the time
And at the airport, cuts the line
And when he checks his leather luggage
No extra charges are incurred
‘Cause he’s elite
He’s Silver Elite
Executive Silver Elite
His status is… Preferred
Fine hotels are where he stays
The kind with grand breakfast buffets
And a chef who can make omelettes a variety of ways
And they don’t stick him in some regular room
No, that would be absurd!
He gets a suite
A two-room Executive Suite
An Executive City View Suite
With a second TV and 400 thread count sheets
Because his status is… Preferred
Oh, can’t you see
He’s got Premiere Access to me
My whole life, I’ve been stuck in Economy
I have waited and waited
To one day be upgraded
To spread my wings and fly
Just a bit more frequently!
On his wrist, a gold wristwatch
On his lips, a blended Scotch
And I have to stop my eyes from drifting
Downwards towards his crotch!
I can peek, but I have to be discreet
‘Cause he’s filet mignon
Not just some piece of meat
He’s sophisticated
Elegant
Elite
In a word:
He’s Preferred
His Status Is... Preferred was written by Adam Schlesinger & Rachel Bloom.
His Status Is... Preferred was produced by Steven M. Gold & Adam Schlesinger.
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast released His Status Is... Preferred on Fri Feb 19 2016.