California Christmastime by Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast (Ft. Donna Lynne Champlin, Pete Gardner, Rachel Bloom, Santino Fontana, Vella Lovell & Vincent Rodriguez III)
California Christmastime by Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast (Ft. Donna Lynne Champlin, Pete Gardner, Rachel Bloom, Santino Fontana, Vella Lovell & Vincent Rodriguez III)

California Christmastime

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Vella Lovell & Santino Fontana & Donna Lynne Champlin & Pete Gardner & Vincent Rodriguez III & Rachel Bloom * Track #20 On Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Original Television Soundtrack (Season 1 - Volume 1)

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California Christmastime by Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast (Ft. Donna Lynne Champlin, Pete Gardner, Rachel Bloom, Santino Fontana, Vella Lovell & Vincent Rodriguez III)

Release Date
Fri Feb 19 2016
Performed by
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend CastVella Lovell & Santino Fontana & Donna Lynne Champlin & Pete Gardner & Vincent Rodriguez III & Rachel Bloom
Produced by
Adam Schlesinger & Steven M. Gold
Writed by
Rene Gube & Dan Gregor & Jack Dolgen & Aline Brosh McKenna & Adam Schlesinger & Rachel Bloom

California Christmastime Lyrics

[REBECCA]
Well, you can take your snow and shove it
This is our Christmas and we love it
It's a hundred degrees, this elf is Vietnamese
That's the way that California does it

[JOSH CHAN]
Even our Santa has a suntan
He's also an unemployed stuntman
[REBECCA]
Is he even awake?
[SANTA]
Yeah, I'm just really baked
[JOSH]
If he can be Santa Claus, anyone can!

[REBECCA & JOSH]
California Christmastime
It's just a Golden State of mind
Chet's nuts roasting in the bright sunlight!
[REBECCA, spoken]
Put on some pants, Chet!

[REBECCA & JOSH]
And what would Christmas be without
Historically low mountain snow causing staggering drought
[JOSH]
But hey, this eggnog fro-yo's super tight!
[REBECCA]
Super tight!

'Cause this is California
And we do Christmas right!

[JOSH, spoken]
Mmm, so good!
[BACK-UP SINGERS]
California Christmastime
[DARRYL]
Don we now our surf apparel
And we have our own kind of Christmas carol
[PAULA]
It's this chick named Carol
She does henna tattoos
[Darryl]
Carol's fifty, but no judgement
She's still finding herself
[REBECCA, JOSH, DARRYL, PAULA & CAROL, spoken]
We're all finding ourselves!

[GREG]
Okay, there is no easy answer
[HEATHER]
For our high rates of skin cancer
[CAROL]
It took my dad's life
[SANTA]
And it killed my wife

[GREG, HEATHER, CAROL & SANTA]
Hang ten, Rudolph and Prancer!

[ALL]
California Christmastime
We gather 'round and sing songs by Sublime
And all our local reggae bands are white
The kids get lots of toys on Christmas morn
'Cause daddy makes big bucks directing porn
[REBECCA]
They may have gonorrhea
But at least it's not frostbite!
[ALL]
It's not frostbite!
'Cause this is California
And we do Christmas right!

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[REBECCA]
California Christmastime
Calif...
You have places to be, I get it

California Christmastime Q&A

Who wrote California Christmastime's ?

California Christmastime was written by Rene Gube & Dan Gregor & Jack Dolgen & Aline Brosh McKenna & Adam Schlesinger & Rachel Bloom.

Who produced California Christmastime's ?

California Christmastime was produced by Adam Schlesinger & Steven M. Gold.

When did Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast release California Christmastime?

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast released California Christmastime on Fri Feb 19 2016.

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