We Didn’t Watch the Trailer

You Got Served, BloodRayne, Boogeyman, Snow Day
Rollerball, Crossroads, Deuce Bigalow
Treasure Planet, Scooby Doo, Cheaper by the Dozen 2
Undiscovered, Digimon, Dumb and Dumberer

Catwoman, RV, Children of the Corn 3
The Final Sacrifice, and Larry the Cable Guy
Cats and Dogs, Gigli, 13 Going on 30
Garfield Movie, Barnyard, sigh, Lizzie McGuire, oh why?

We didn’t watch the trailer
They were always showing
But the films keep blowing
We didn’t watch the trailer
But they’re never stopping
And the bombs keep dropping

Date Movie, AVP, From Justin to Kelly
Jaws 3D, Spy Kids 3D, Eegah, It’s Pat
Teen Wolf Too, Troll 2, Car 54, Where Are You?
Doogal, Spice World, Son of the Mask

Rebound, Thirteen, Confessions Teenage Drama Queen
Backyard Dogs, Pluto Nash, Disney sequels – all are trash
Going Overboard, Hercules in New York
Anus Magillicutty, Yours, Mine, and Ours

We didn’t watch the trailer
They were always showing
But the films keep blowing
We didn’t watch the trailer
But they’re never stopping
And the bombs keep dropping

The Cat in the Hat – Mike Myers must be slapped
Oh, how I despise The Master of Disguise
Home on the Range – Disney’s going down the drain
Shark Tale – Dreamworks, copied because they are jerks

Shark Boy and Lava Girl, Hobgoblins, Glitter
Yu-Gi-Oh, Kazaam, Santa Conquers Martians
Baby Geniuses, The Garbage Pail Kids
Battlefield Earth, Phat Girlz, Santa with Muscles

We didn’t watch the trailer
They were always showing
But the films keep blowing
We didn’t watch the trailer
But they’re never stopping
And the bombs keep dropping

Titanic Animated, Herbie: Fully Loaded
Little Man, Giant Spider Invasion
Harriet the Spy, Get Rich or Die Tryin’
Big Momma’s House 2, Scary Movie 2
Jaws Revenge, Marci X, and just adding to the wrecks:
Star Wars Holiday, what else do I have to say?

We didn’t watch the trailer
They were always showing
But the films keep blowing
We didn’t watch the trailer
But they’re never stopping
And the bombs keep dropping

Merlin’s Shop, In the Mix, I think I’m going to be sick
Are We There Yet? If Ice Cube’s there, we’re not
The Rugrats Go Wild, boring even to the child
Mandea’s Reunion, 102 Dalmatians

SuperBabies, Shaggy Dog, remake of The Fog
Captain America, .com for Murder
Horror remakes that will bore 'cause they are always very poor
Manos the Hands of Fate, Hollywood’s gone down the drain

We didn’t watch the trailer
They were always showing
But the films keep blowing
We didn’t watch the trailer
But when they are gone, another just comes on and on and on…