Oxymoron

[Verse 1]
Well, I program advanced BASIC
All alone while in a crowd
Suddenly, a popup says to click
The start tab to shut down
The calculated error showed up
And I was clearly confused
It seemed to be the perfect mess-up
After all, it’s newly used

[Verse 2]
We went to nowhere but a restaurant
And the food was awfully good
Our family was alone together
Doing our modern tradition
I ordered some jumbo shrimp
The others had some hot chili
Then we left and calculated
The exact estimate of money

[Outro]
Dark day, dry ice
Fail safe, firm pillow
Fried roast, free rent
Half full, half true
Ill health, kosher ham
Lame skills, lady's man
One choice. single copy
Slow speed, true story
Freezer burn, good grief
Guest host, brief speech
Quiet yell, rap artist
Recreate. cheese steak
Numb feeling, outer core
Doing nothing, just war
Virtual reality, dead livestock
Microsoft works, soft rock