The Too Much Information Song

Will you stop?

Will you stop?

That's too much

Way too much

Will you stop?
Listen to my
Oh, please stop
Bowels
That’s too much
Too much
Way too much
Too much

Will you stop?
I've got some
Bladder problems
My intestines
Please just stop
I have to
Constantly go
Off to the old bathroom
And I got three tapeworms and
Too much
Blockage makes me constipate
Way too much
The longer that I hold it in
Too much
Buildup of gas blocks the way

Please just stop
I've got some infections inside
My intestinal tract
Will you stop?
Along with hernias
My insides are never intact
That’s too much
I have to be excused for
A quick trip to the restroom
Much too much
My intestinal disorder
Forces out gas of doom
Will you stop?
The scolex of my tapeworm's
Reproducing
And they're growing fast
Oh, please stop
They're eating any food
That's left
And most food's never passed
That's too much
My stomach always churns
It feels like it is twitching
Way too much
Say that reminds me of
This rash I have that's itching
Too much

Please just stop
Eczema
Scratching it now
Always a pain
Please just stop
Scratching’s fun to do
To do
I do, the pus comes through
That’s too much
My acne's fun to pop and
Too much
I use laxatives each day
That’s too much
Oh man, my back hair razor
Too much
Also broke yesterday
Way too much
Look at my ingrown toenail
It got infected today
Too much
Much too much
I threw up in your car
And it had these chunks of blue and grey
Too much
That's too much
It got really hot and the
Vomit dried up and baked
Too much
Much too much
It smelled like a dead skunk
Say, that reminds me, I saw one today
Too much
Oh, too much!!!
Its organs were flopped out
And I poked it in the liver
Too much
Much too much
The body fluids poured out
And some worms that slithered
Too much
That's too much!
The squishing sound was cool
When I played catch with its insides
Too much
Much too much
I cooked the skunk that night
Roadkill is good when its fried
Too much