Racist Against Devils

I was in my house in the underworld one day
I got kinda bored, and so I thought, hey
Why not go to Earth and visit all the people there?
And finally when I got up, I was kinda scared

They were all scared of me
No one would talk to me
Everybody ran from me
I don’t think they like me
They don’t think that I come in peace
Just 'cause I look like a freak
And so this is what it seems

They’re racist
(Against devils)
Looks like they’re racist
(Against devils)
I kinda think they’re racist
(Against devils)
They’re racist, they’re racist
Against devils!

I went out to Wal-Mart to buy a new CD
And right as I walked in that door the people ran from me
They all took one glance and said that I’m an evil guy
But I just kept walking, I didn’t want to pick a fight
That was such a huge mistake, I should have gone back home
They all grabbed pitchforks, hoses, rakes, and lawn gnomes
They tried to attack me with a bunch of garden tools
They wouldn’t let me talk; oh man, these people here are fools

They are all scared of me
No one will talk to me
Everybody runs from me
I don’t think they like me
They don’t think that I come in peace
Just 'cause I look like a freak
And so this is what it seems

They’re racist
(Against devils)
Looks like they’re racist
(Against devils)
I kinda think they’re racist
(Against devils)
They’re racist, they’re racist
Against devils!

“Kill that evil monster!” was the very first thing said
I really could have killed them, but I ran away instead
It’s true that I have powers that can kill you in one shot
But I’m a nice devil and besides that would be rude
I used to be a happy demon, everything was great
But they’ve locked me in this cell and I can’t escape
So they say I’ll be in here until the end of time
Although I didn’t do anything, I did not commit a crime

Just because they were all scared of me
So the police went and captured me
'Cause everybody ran from me
How come they don’t like me?
They don’t think that I come in peace
Just 'cause I look like a freak
And so this is what it seems

They’re racist
(Against devils)
Looks like they’re racist
(Against devils)
I kinda think they’re racist
(Against devils)
They’re racist, they’re racist
Against devils!
They’re racist, they’re racist
Against devils!
I said they’re racist…
Against devils!