Viva Las Vegas

[RICHARD Spoken: Is there anyone here tonight... who remembers the king of rock and roll?]

[PAUL Spoken: Mr. Ishikawa Sakimoto. Ishikawa Sakimoto lived in Tokyo city from 1963 to 1964. A bit young, you may think, to be an Elvis Presley impersonator, but the man was a fuckin' genius. In the spring of 1965 he released this, it was his version of the Elvis Presley classic, Viva Las Vegas. It went straight to the top of the Tokyo hit parade, however Ishikawa Sakimoto never lived to see that happy day. He died in a horrible rice dressing machine accident. He was converted into half a bottle of sake, which was later hurled out the window of an Amsterdam brothel, and struck dead my grandmother. Don't, don't, don't, I don't need it, okay? I don't need your [?]. So I'd like everyone here tonight to please bear with us. As we sing for you our version or Ishikawa Sakimoto's famous classic hit, Viva Ras Vegas!]

[RICHARD Spoken: Ichi, ni, yon, shi]

Hey!
Bright  light city gonna to set my soul
Gonna  to set my soul on fire
*Japanese-sounding gibberish*

Viva Ras Vegas
Viva  Ras Vegas

*Japanese-sounding  gibberish*

Viva Ras Vegas
Viva  Boiled Haggis
Viva, Viva
Ras Vegas

Oh, viva!