Turbulence Anthem

[Chorus: DigBar]
When she see the size of my dick, she start slurping it
Every time I jump, it’s a (Whole bunch of turbulence)
She like, “DigBar, what is that? Baby, I ain’t even heard of it”
I told her that she better get to motherfucking learning it
So, I showed her the basics, I started jumping in the air
And then the speed picked up and then I knocked over a chair
There was so much wind, man, y’all should have saw her hair
Man, the turbulence had her looking like shе just fought a bear
My turbulence comе through snapping, I call it Thanos
My turbulence so talented that shit could play piano
My shit could stir up a tsunami and flood Orlando
Fully-auto turbulence never run out of ammo

[Verse 1: DigBar]
Man, I tried to get JustJoOfficial up on the track
Man, I hit him with a DM but he never hit me back
And I had to hurry up and get this out because it slaps
But if he wanna hop up on the part 2, I run it back
Everybody think of turbulence is something on the plane
But this shit the real turbulence, the other shit is lame
This shit sound like niggas clapping at the end of a game
This shit sound like cheeks clapping in the middle of a train
Man, y’all know it’s DigBar, and when I get my dick hard
My shit started jumping like the lamp off of Pixar
And everybody listening to this and saying, “Pause”
I’ma use my turbulence to give your ass a round of applause

[Break: DigBar]
Woo!

[Verse 2: DigBar]
How the hell’s it gay when it’s my own dick?
Rapping about the turbulence, my nigga call me GTurbo
2024, I’ma do a song with G Herbo
All this off the dome, there ain’t no script, there ain’t no teleprompter
When I start jumping, it get real loud like a helicopter
People be thinking that it’s an earthquake in Hong Kong
But it’s really just this big cake and long dong

[Chorus: DigBar]
When she see the size of my dick, she start slurping it
Every time I jump, it’s a (Whole bunch of turbulence)
She like, “DigBar, what is that? Baby, I ain’t even heard of it”
I told her that she better get to motherfucking learning it
So, I showed her the basics, I started jumping in the air
And then the speed picked up and then I knocked over a chair
There was so much wind, man, y’all should have saw her hair
Man, the turbulence had her looking like she just fought a bear
My turbulence come through snapping, I call it Thanos
My turbulence so talented that shit could play piano
My shit could stir up a tsunami and flood Orlando
Fully-auto turbulence never run out of ammo

[Verse 3: Alex Schor]
Ugh, we ain’t even on a plane, though
Turbulence done caught a couple bodies, call him Jane Doe
Gay guys hitting on me, tryna taste the rainbow
Sorry, I can’t do that, man, you gotta let this plane go
Peeped the helicopter and I changed locations
I don’t go for single women, all the good hoes taken
Think you can handle the shaking? Baby, you must be mistaken
I go from front in the back and I leave you cooked like this bacon
This shit got a mind of its own, giving me attitude
Everybody’s praising it like God giving gratitude
All these homophobic motherfuckers, bitch, I’m mad at you
Only know you don’t like dick because you had it, dude
Animal control, I’m a dog, they wanna get me caught
Lil Uzi Vert turbulence, I just wanna rock
Talking about turbulence, to summarize, we got a lot
And like a shitty FedEx worker, I beat up the box

[Chorus: DigBar]
When she see the size of my dick, she start slurping it
Every time I jump, it’s a (Whole bunch of turbulence)
She like, “DigBar, what is that? Baby, I ain’t even heard of it”
I told her that she better get to motherfucking learning it
So, I showed her the basics, I started jumping in the air
And then the speed picked up and then I knocked over a chair
There was so much wind, man, y’all should have saw her hair
Man, the turbulence had her looking like she just fought a bear
My turbulence come through snapping, I call it Thanos
My turbulence so talented that shit could play piano
My shit could stir up a tsunami and flood Orlando
Fully-auto turbulence never run out of ammo