No Child Support

[Intro: Alex Schor]
If you're a guy, fuck you
Nah, I’m kidding, fuck me (Daddy!)

[Chorus: Alex Schor & Weddy Teddy]
She say she like cookies so I gave her cream pie (Cum)
Ain't pay no child support, I left the kid to die
I just pissed in the wind and I got some in my eye (AIDS)
And I'm rocking women’s clothing cuz I'm motherfucking fly (Gay)

[Post-Chorus: Weddy Teddy]
That bitch wanna come through but I told the bitch “No way” (Hell nah)
I've been fucking dudes man that shit took me all day
Dick up in my mouth, man, I don't know what to say
Treat the penis like a Draco, let the motherfucker spray (Grrt)

[Verse 1: Alex Schor]
$15 watch ($15 watch) on my fucking wrist
I'ma fuck a dude after fucking on this bitch
You see this hard cock, meant it now, I got a hard sock
Ran over a kid, make the car stop, jerking off watching Mall Cop
Heard that your grandma was senile (Dementia), I heard my cancer was penile (Dick)
Lost all my money, my bitch left me, I'm fucking a dude in the meanwhile
Went up on his face like the motherfucking cream aisle (Uhh), Talking about Hitler, see Kyle
You think that you're hot, the heat's mild, you look like a weak child (Woo)

[Verse 2: Weddy Teddy]
Cancer? Nah, that’s AIDS, bitch I’m gay, that shit waste
Nut in my face, fucking on dudes, regardless of race (Huh?)
I look like a jet, Adam Gase, got a 9/11, New York State
Told that bitch she had to wait, I got some dick up on my plate (Eat it)

[Pre-Chorus: Weddy Teddy]
Maserati or pull up in a Benz?
I got schizophrenia, imaginary friends (Hey!)
Always voices in my head, I just want it to end
I want a gay orgy, man, like 20 fucking men

[Chorus: Alex Schor & Weddy Teddy & Weddy Teddy]
She say she like cookies so I gave her cream pie (Cum)
Ain't pay no child support, I left the kid to die
I just pissed in the wind and I got some in my eye (AIDS)
And I’m rocking women's clothing cuz I'm motherfucking fly (Gay)

[Post-Chorus: Weddy Teddy]
That bitch wanna come through but I told the bitch “No way” (Hell nah)
I've been fucking dudes man that shit took me all day
Dick up in my mouth, man, I don’t know what to say
Treat the penis like a Draco, let the motherfucker spray (Grrt)

[Verse 3: Alex Schor]
I took a poopoo and I didn't flush, I make your grandma go suck on my nuts
Eating that booty like alalavut balalalalalalalalalalut
I be on the meth, man, I'm getting fucked up, I play with that door, open and shut
I play with that booty, it jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, booty be clapping like Jabba the Hut
Pulling up in her new whip, Toyota (Yuh), I put it in reverse, like Yoda
Better not be hatin', uh, uh, I put some poison up in your soda
Yeah, I'm lit, lit, lit, gasoline with the BIC, BIC, BIC
And I'm a misfit, fit, give the baby a drop kick, bitch

[Spoken: Alex Schor]
“George Washington was an American Soldier, statesman and Founding Father who served as The first president of the United States”

[Verse 4: Alex Schor]
I'm an American, use a flag when I'm masturbate
Yeah, it's Donald Trump 2024, but, I want him to fuck me today, bitch

[Pre-Chorus: Weddy Teddy]
Maserati or pull up in a Benz?
I got schizophrenia, imaginary friends (Hey!)
Always voices in my head, I just want it to end
I want a gay orgy, man, like 20 fucking men

[Chorus: Alex Schor with Weddy Teddy & Weddy Teddy]
She say she like cookies so I gave her cream pie (Cum)
Ain't pay no child support, I left the kid to die
I just pissed in the wind and I got some in my eye (AIDS)
And I'm rocking women's clothing cuz I'm motherfucking fly (Gay)

[Post-Chorus: Weddy Teddy]
That bitch wanna come through but I told the bitch “No way”(Hell nah)
I've been fucking dudes man that shit took me all day
Dick up in my mouth, man, I don't know what to say
Treat the penis like a Draco, let the motherfucker spray (Grrt)