Scoobie Doobie

[Chorus]
Ooh-wee, you be paying for the coochie (Yes)
Meanwhile, I hit it for free ‘cause she like ‘em goofy
What a doozy, groovy, make a freaking movie (Hooray)
Brodie white as hell, he just hit the Scoobie Doobie
Soft talk, dropped off, thought it was some Box Tops
Make ‘em jump jump like it’s water with the pop rocks
WOT box, hot dogs (Yah)
I just ran outta bars like Fort Knox if it got robbed

[Verse]
Single mom, five kids, I’m triplin’ her rent
They got a divorce ‘cause he couldn’t pitch a tent
I- I- I just woke up in unsolidified cement
Last night, I got roofied and touched without my consent (Huh?)
Ooh-wee, you see, me, I’m not a newbie
I’ma pull her hair like it’s freaking Ratatouille
Split the legs, swing arms, and Scoobie Doobie
Yeah, of course it’s all hypothetical
Shorty wanna unh unh unh, I said “No siree”
You ain’t hittin’ no Scoober Doober, don’t get close to me
I just called up that Uber Uber for groceries
And I sound like unh unh unh when I go to pee
I’m an Uber Scoober Doober, you’re a Goober Scoober Doober
Take your biddy to the bed, she show me Boober Scoober Doober
I just treat her like I’m Pooter, turn around and then I boot her
I done hit so many hoes, they tryna get the Scoober Doober neutered

[Chorus]
Ooh-wee, you be paying for the coochie (Yes)
Meanwhile, I hit it for free ‘cause she like ‘em goofy
What a doozy, groovy, make a freaking movie (Hooray)
Brodie white as hell, he just hit the Scoobie Doobie
Soft talk, dropped off, thought it was some Box Tops
Make ‘em jump jump like it’s water with the pop rocks
WOT box, hot dogs (Yah)
I just ran outta bars like Fort Knox if it got robbed
Ooh-wee, you be paying for the coochie (Yes)
Meanwhile, I hit it for free ‘cause she like ‘em goofy
What a doozy, groovy, make a freaking movie (Hooray)
Brodie white as hell, he just hit the Scoobie Doobie
Soft talk, dropped off, thought it was some Box Tops
Make ‘em jump jump like it’s water with the pop rocks
WOT box, hot dogs (Yah)
I just ran outta bars like Fort Knox if it got robbed