Stand Up Comedy

[Chorus]
Hey, (Hey) what a wonderful kind of day
If we could learn to work and play
And get along with each other
You gotta listen to your-

[Verse 1]
I'm not even funny, they just laugh 'cause I'm dumb as hell
I'm a broke boy stealing coins out the wishing well
All driven like a Ram truck, that's my personnel
I just wanna touch two M's like how summer's spelled (Woo)
Oof, man, I want a couple bands
I'm AC at the North Pole, I got too many fans
That girl so bad, you couldn't begin to understand
Call me Abdul-Jabbar, Kareem-ing in my pants
I wanna touch myself but I’m in public
So I can’t be out here touching myself
I'm not a narcissist, I'm just in love with myself
Hold up, wait, damn, that’s kind of the same thing (Yeah)
W- w- walk in, I'm hella fly, y'all maggots
Sex or a dad, for both, I don't have it (Ayy)
Haha, that's a joke, I'm Bob Saget
They like, "How you get rich?", I robbed f- (Woah) old people

[Bridge]
Y’all thought I was gonna say it
Nah, hahaha
Man, that would end my entire career
Didn't even start yet, (Agh)

[Verse 2]
I'm a white wife beater in a black wife beater
I’ma turn a 4-door whip to a two-seater
Take out the backseat, put in a pool with a heater
I go to ASU 'cause I'm an innovation leader (Inc)
Nah, I’m probably a dumbass
Beat off before the sex, or else I cum fast
Bury, penetrate it, she screamed, I'm like a thumb tack (Agh)
She’s like a whale, ass fat and she humpback
Gangnam style, oppa Gangnam style (Oppa)
Wrist over wrist, hit it Gangnam style (Yuh)
Paper on me, but no thanks to file (Nuh uh)
I make quotes but most [?] are vile (They are)
Told airport security, "I have a bomb" (Wait)
I just air balled a layup, I'm LeBron (Okay)
I hope your dad leaves, you got a hot mom
I'm the only city boy on farmersonly.com

[Chorus]
Hey, (Hey) what a wonderful kind of day
If we could learn to work and play
And get along with each other
You gotta listen to your-
Hey, (Hey) what a wonderful kind of day
If we could learn to work and play
And get along with each other
You gotta listen to your-