I Just Made A Song

[Refrain: Alex Schor]
Agh!
Isn’t that a porno? Oh my God
For hoes to shake- shake, oh my God
Shake- shake- shake- shake, oh my God
Shake ass, shake ass (Oh- oh- oh- oh- oh my God)

[Chorus: Alex Schor]
I just made a song for hoes to shake ass (Shake)
I need two favors, shake ass and shake ass
Dick, real booty lookin’ like a fake ass
I wanna make a movie where hoes just shake ass
Hold up, wait, isn’t that a porno?
Hot with the sauce and the bread, I’m DiGiorno
Clap so loud that it sounds like a war zone
Can’t keep my eyes off [?] and torso

[Verse 1: Alex Schor]
Move (Move), I’m tryna see some culo
Like Crypto, that ass just hit a new low
I’m a better rapper than Jason Derulo
Wait, what? Wait, he isn’t a r- oh, gosh dammit
Bing bang bop that bitch, onomatopoeia
I can’t hit it raw cuz she might have gonorrhea
How do you talk to girls? I got no idea (Nope)
Couldn’t buy the Lamborghini, pulled up in a Kia
Three rounds, only two roads
Hit her raw once and I said that I love her
Man, seriously, I’m way too slick, I don’t stutter
So damn smooth, I can’t believe it’s not butter (Agh)
“Da da da na da da”, shut the fuck up
I almost fumbled the bag and then I clutched up
I just pulled down my pants, I need my nuts sucked
This for the Latinas, tell ‘em what’s up

[Chorus: Alex Schor]
I just made a song for hoes to shake ass (Shake)
I need two favors, shake ass and shake ass
Dick, real booty lookin’ like a fake ass
I wanna make a movie where hoes just shake ass
Hold up, wait, isn’t that a porno?
Hot with the sauce and the bread, I’m DiGiorno
Clap so loud that it sounds like a war zone
Can’t keep my eyes off [?] and torso

[Verse 2: DigBar]
I’m motored ‘bout the booty, watch it jiggle, I’m disgusting
20 minutes in and then I might get it busting
I booth, scoop, boogie in the rap, call me jiggy
Dunkin’ my balls in her booty like Kendrick [?]
This a song for the hoes to just shake ass
And she ain’t really switch her out like a brake pad
A Latina named Celina, I’ma take that
Nice round booty I can grip, I’ma waist that
Come here, what you doing? Lemme get a squeeze
When I get a biddy, leave her stretched like a limousine (Nyoom)
Think she taking on my brand? Nigga, please
I’ma give her D, then we hittin’ up the Mickey D’s
30 foot dick, my niggas callin’ me Tree Trunk (Huh?)
Tryna say what’s fake, but it got debunked
Man, I’m just tryna make cash
We just made a song for the hoes to shake ass

[Chorus: Alex Schor]
I just made a song for hoes to shake ass (Shake)
I need two favors, shake ass and shake ass
Dick, real booty lookin’ like a fake ass
I wanna make a movie where hoes just shake ass
Hold up, wait, isn’t that a porno?
Hot with the sauce and the bread, I’m DiGiorno
Clap so loud that it sounds like a war zone
Can’t keep my eyes off [?] and torso

[Refrain: Alex Schor]
Agh!
Isn’t that a porno? Oh my God
For hoes to shake- shake, oh my God
Shake- shake- shake- shake, oh my God
Shake ass, shake ass (Oh- oh- oh- oh- oh my God)