Trouser Malfunction

[Trousers - spoken]
Warning: Trouser Malfunction...Trouser Malfunction...sooo sorrrry about this sir
Warning, we're setting for 1914, 1218,2001, twothousandandnothing,nothing,nothing,nininininin
Edge of time, time, (gibberish)
Testestestestes

[Professor Elemental - spoken]
My god. We're outside of time itself, a swirling mass of colours and lights, abstractions and new dimensions. Terrifying. Beautiful
Oh look, there's a pub. "The Inn at the End of Time"
Well, I suppose it won't hurt to have a quick briefer