The Inn At The End Of Time

[Verse 1]
Came in the door, being on a tour
Lost in time not been here before
I mean I've seen all sorts of things but I'm sure
A pub at the beginning of the end had me floored
From outside it looks sort of Tudor
But from another angle it could be from the future
Can't work out if its bricks or made out of computers
But I can hear music inside (How Super)
I'm new to time travel and it's a bit lonely
Throwing me all over maybe someone can show me
How to get home or how to get Geoffrey
I step in. Even I'm impressed
See there is plenty of travelers all getting messy
Let me get these were all getting ready
The bands is coming up
They look like they might rock
Here where the travelers come in a nights off

[Chorus]
Its the inn at the end of time
Time for a pint all welcome fine
All time travelers are friends of mine
Everybody in at the end of the line
The inn at the end of time
Time for a pint all welcome fine
All time travelers are friends of mine
Everybody in at the end of the line

[Verse 2]
It's our pleasure to introduce
A super group with new music for you
Romana in on percussion
Morlock on a sousaphone
Jules Verne on flute
Isaac newton looking right at home
Hitchhikers have been guided here
Vikings some pirates and finest beer
With Kang in competition imbibing by the gallons
While live on the stage its the Wyld Stallyns
Time bandits decide to throw food
Ted Theodore Logan is like "woah dude"
I haven't eaten since later this afternoon
I grab what I can and then dance like a loon
Hey! it's a party starter
Barman get me a pan galactic gargle blaster
And then it really gets trippy
I think he might have slipped me a mickey

[Chorus]
It's the Inn at the End of Time
Time for a pint all welcome fine
All time travelers are friends of mine
Everybody in at the end of the line
The Inn at the End of Time
Time for a pint all welcome fine
All time travelers are friends of mine
Everybody in at the end of the line

[Breakdown]
Go back
Back into time
Back like a time machine
Lets travel around with speed around the universe
Go back
Way back
Time traveling
Time traveling

[Verse 3]
It's getting rowdy a Yankee holding court
Arguing with a couple of chrononauts
And Sam Beckett is a little bit new in here
Few drinks with Doc Brown doing cheers
Get another round order new beers
It's truly weird every night is new years
No day after there can't be hangovers
No time at all there is nobody here sober
It's getting dicey
Nobody knows who gave Gary Sparrow that bloody nose
Is there a doctor in the house?
Oh there is nine or 10? 11?
The barman shouts TIME!
And I shout no there is not!
And more kept pouring in
Time bandits joyriding a DeLorean
Crashed into a TARDIS
Zaphod Beeblebrox shouts party's over someone call the time cops