Trapped In The Kingdom Of The Bored

[Professor Elemental - spoken]
Ugh, god, uh what a hangover. I feel like my face is full of angry ferrets with hammers. Wait a minute...tapestries? A great hall? Knights with swords pointed at me? I'm either at an excellent life action roleplay or I'm in terrible trouble

[Giddeon - spoken]
Silence in the presence of the king! I am Giddeon, advisor to his lordship king [?] the Bored. As an intruder, you are sentenced to death!

[Professor Elemental - spoken]
Wait, wait, did you say bored? Well, I'm an MC, well a story-teller! The finest storyteller in the land (record scratch) - I could entertain you and the king could not kill me

[Giddeon - spoken]
Oh really? Well then strangely garbed jester with scruffy facial hair and attractive knees. We accept your challenge. You shall battle the high-exalted Lord [?], taleteller to the king