Trap Grannies

[Verse 1: Graham]
Ha
Pop  pills, Charles Sheen, I’m feelin’ like I’m twenty
Sip  a cuppa Earl Grey, chase it with some Henny
Out late, all night, swervin’ in a Bentley
Good deals, all day, JC fuckin’ Pennies

Gucci  Slippers, Prada Crocs
Decked  out, I’m the sickest thing since Chicken Pox
Made a couple movies, rated M for Mature
Broke  a hip? Man, fuck it, yeah y’all know I stay insured

Gold teeth, hip titanium
Lead .38 and I’ll bust it through your cranium
Trap grans, poppin’ xans, make bands, understand
That  if you try to fuck with us, we’re loadin’ clips with shaky hands

Light it up, bet you thought that we couldn’t
Drive by just to make sure competition gets a whoopin’
Civil rights, but I’m still a slave to the game
So I’m tryna make a statement while I’m steppin’ in the grave

[Verse 2: Will]
Been wild for a while, been retired for ten
Man, I always went to church, now I keep that 10 percent
You can catch me at the college campus, dancin’ with the kids
Then I wake up in the morning and I do it all again (hoo)

Put some CBD in the tank with my oxygen
Granny’s on the lam, smokin’ joints with my grandkids
Drive like I’m twenty and I’m goin’ 85
DMV can kiss my ass tellin’ grandma not to drive

I’m a trap granny, bad granny
You talk shit get smacked, granny
Pop a perc, blow my worth
Pop a cap, cap a tranny
Always keep a handle handy, I’m a trashy, blackout granny
Handin’ out expired candy, grandkids think their granny’s scary

I’m your mom’s mom, so you’d better behave
You say you love your grandma but you’re all diggin’ my grave
Cuz once I’m outta this place you think you’re gettin’ my place
I’mma cut you out my will and give the church my estate

[Hook: All]
Grey Goose, baby
Grey Goose, baby (trap grannies)
Grey Goose, baby
Grey Goose, baby (trap grannies)
Grey Goose, baby
Grey Goose, baby
Grey Goose, baby (ay)
Grey Goose, baby (I’m a grandma)

[Verse 3: Jackson]
All my friends died back in ’95
Now I’m 95 goin’ strong (oh shit)
Yeah, I’m a little old, but I still got soul
And I owe it all to my God (And molly!)

I’ll slow down when they put me in my grave
You shoulda seen me last year at Spring Break
My hip still hurts and my back still aches
But I still don’t care, cuz I still got laid

Got the Crock Pot locked down, sippin’ on some moonshine
Sittin’ in the lawn chair, country club poolside
Cig in my left hand, fag in my right
Tell that pool boy over there that I need another light

My pacemaker stops but my flow keeps goin’
Offset the dementia with serotonin
Offset the dementia with serotonin
... wait

[Hook: All]
Grey Goose, baby
Grey Goose, baby
Grey Goose, baby
Grey Goose, baby (grey goose, baby)
Grey Goose, baby
Grey Goose, baby (grey goose, grey goose)
Grey Goose, baby
Grey Goose, baby

Grey Goose, baby!

[Post-drop: Grey Goose Guy]
This ain’t water, playboy, this ain’t water
Po Po don’t know that though
Po Po think it’s water, baby
But it’s motherfuckin’ - it’s motherfuckin’ Grey Goose, baby!
Drink in my cup
Let me gon’ get a little bit
I got that drink in my cup, Gya!

[Outro: All]
Fellas, Fellas!
What, what?
The black man’s no longer the President!