Hentai on My Wii

[Intro]
(*Wii accepting disk*)
(*Wife yelling*)
(*Door closing*)
(*sigh*)
(*Wii startup menu noise*)
(*Scroll*)
(*Click*)

Here we go

[Verse 1: Graham]
Watchin’ hentai on my Wii (ay)
Watchin’ hentai on my Wii (that’s fair)
Watchin’ hentai on my Wii (okay)
Watchin’ hentai on my Wii (yup)

Hop on the Internet Channel (Wii)
I’m lighting some fresh scented candles (mmm)
I’m feelin’ so goddamn peachy (you bet)
Cuz I get in that nut on the weekly (yum)
It’s just a simple escape from the nightmare I find every time that I’m awake
Bitch, I ain’t fake, I’m livin’ the life
Just got away from my dumb bitch of a wife, ay
Sorry, Wii Tanks, I’m busy
Boutta beat my dick ‘till my meat get dizzy (woo)
Look it up on Hentai Haven
Bet you can guess the shit I’m craving

[Verse 2: Will]
I went onto my wii today and I saw a girl with big tits (ooh yeah)
You say I’m a fuckin’ creep, but only if the wrist strap fits
Only stop when I’m takin’ shits, but then I take it to my Nintendo Switch
May not have a job that pays, but in Wii games, man, I’ve struck it rich (cha-ching)
Hentai on my Wii, just doin’ me
Got that sock on the door, but there’s no need
I got those hentai tabs on hotkeys JIC, you see?
I got that boku no pico de gallo on lock
I want hatsune mike to suck on my cock (hoo)
Got grounded after my mom found my sock
After five months it was hard as a rock

Brrt!
(Um, what’re you doing?)

[Verse 3: Jackson]
I’m watching hentai on my Wii (nice)
Anime titties in 480p!
Cartoon vagina’s what I wanna see
You best believe that I get that for free
She got a V or a D? I don’t care
Just make me cum straight through my underwear (ugh)
It’s always better when she got pink hair
Let’s cum in her hair? Let’s cum in her hair!

[Hook: All]
Watchin’ hentai on my Wii (aw yeah)
Watchin’ hentai on my Wii (lesgo)
Watchin’ hentai on my Wii (oh yeah)
Watchin’ hentai on my Wii (ooh yeah)
Watchin’ hentai on my Wii (ay)
Watchin’ hentai on my Wii (yeah)
Watchin’ hentai on my Wii

[Fuck]
FUCK!

[Hook: All]
Watchin’ hentai on my Wii
Watchin’ hentai on my Wii (fuck)
Watchin’ hentai on my Wii (yuh)
Watchin’ hentai on my Wii
Watchin’ hentai on my Wii
Watchin’ hentai on my Wii (penis)
Watchin’ hentai on my Wii
Watchin’ hentai on my Wii

[Outro: Graham]
Watching hentai on my Wii (alright)
My mom caught me jackin’ last saturday so I can no longer use my PC (aw)
My mother don’t think that it matters so I’ve gone and splattered our family TV (how?)
By watching hentai on my Wii