Nascar

[Intro]
(Cows mooing in autotune)
Ay, yuh, ay, yuh

[Verse 1: Graham]
Pull up, fuck my cousin
Imma eat her ass like a buttered muffin
She’s mighty strong, and a dirty kisser
But on God I’m bluffin’ if she ain’t my sister
I’m boutta roast ya, cuz you got the beef
Got twenty grills, got zero teeth
Twice the gut, got twice the neck
Can’t see your ass from my lifted deck!

[Verse 2: Jackson]
Pull up with the whip, it’s a John Deere
Hop in and I’ll switch it into high gear
Bitches ride, make ‘em sit in the back
Criss cross, like the X on my flag
Got balls on my rear, they ride up on my hitch
I don’t give a fuck, I’ll pull up on your bitch
She get on her knees, she pull out my meat
She slips it between her front two teeth!

[Verse 3: DJ Appleman]

(Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah)
I roped them people right up to the store
I ain’t ever give a fuck about you
Get a muh’fuckin dialup and put it right down
With the muh’fuckin damn, like shoo!

You ain’t like me? Don’t I care!
I get my stuff like air (i do)
I ain’t care about your mama she’s bare (mayor!)
Imma hit ‘er right up with a stare (widdastare)

Don’t look at me now!
My get it like I do! (Ah)
Bitch, I get a couple of em shoe! (yah)
I ain’t even care about you! (I don’t!)

Imma get my shit until I
Never know whassup!
Bitch, imma get tuh-tuh-top! (Top)
Imma hit you, like daaaaah!

[Interlude: Will]
Hi, name’s Willy
You might’ve seen me around that farmer’s market
Handin’ out all those there delishionable vegetables
But there’s something’ I gotta get off’a my chest...

I’m a SoundCloud rapper

[Verse 4: Will]
Willy gassed up, got my Willy wrapped up
Willy comin’ through so you better clean your act up
I got hella wheat,I roll hella leaves, you look hella weak
I could lift a fuckin’ tree with my hella meat

Got a double-barrel shotgun, 12-guage
Got a house full of cock, grassfed and uncaged
Livin' off the farm, yeah we livin’ off the land
I support the fuckin troops, so you better fuckin’ stand

Farm life is the righteous way to live
Barely scrapin' by, can't afford to beat my kids
Yeah we're inbred, three generations strong
I got four teeth left but i still fucked ur mom!

[Outro]
Three, Two, One
That’s kinda fu-
Go!