Boy Howdy

[Intro: Graham]
On that day, he descended upon that small town
He  knew what he had to do
And  what he was gonna do to get it...

[Verse 1: Will]
Am I a hero or a villain bitch
I can’t tell, like I’m William, bitch
We  boutta break this dry spell
Throw  you in a ditch, this is your hell, fella
Now tell us who took our milly ‘fore we throw you in a cell

Rugged  cowboy, for what its worth
The price on my head ain't why they say I’m the worst
Everyones just lookin to die, I’m tryna find a way
To stay alive when all i do is drink and barfight

Hold  on and lemme obey the law
And I’ll let you draw your colt before I shoot your panties off
Outline your corpse in chalk before they throw it to the wolves and they gnaw your small-ass penis off

God willin’, time to do some righteous killin’
And I’m manifest destined to win
Killin’ every silly sap with my Remington
Bullets to spend on this gang from flat rock’s unlawful end

[Hook: All]
Wild fuckin’ West, bullet through my chest
Riders in the storm, stay strapped or you get left
Bitch, I rode in here on Monday
Hangin’ with the honeys
Then I left on Monday
My horse’s name was Monday!

[Verse 2: Jackson]
The ugly, the good, and the bad
I got that shit you don’t have
Got bad bitches, got good looks
Got the diamondback boots with the cowboy hat
I got bread in my toaster
Got a .45 in my holster
Imma cock it on your ass
Cuz if you ain’t first…

Uh, what is it? ("You’re Last...")
Oh! "You’re Last!"

[Verse 3: Graham]
Step in the saloon, shoot a man through the head, then sit down with the boys to play poker
They tryna burn me alive for my crimes but they know I ain’t much of a smoker
I’m known all around as the Bold and the Brave
I hand you a shovel and you dig your grave
Because I’m a fighter, cuz I never cower
Got seventeen buds and they’re all in the showers

[Outro: Graham]
And on that day, he joined their ranks
And became the eighteenth naked cowboy
Ram Ranch would grow to take over the Western United States
They robbed banks from Texarkana to Fresno
Those naked bastards
And May God help those poor souls
Who dared to stand against them
The Strong. The Mighty. The naked cowboys

[Outro: Graham]
Yee-Haw!
Ride me, Cowboy!