Tooter Town

[Applause]

[Dr. Zed, in German accent]
Welcome back to the show. I'm esteemed psychologist Dr. Zed here with special guest and upcoming hip-hop office Tooter Town!

[Toot]
Toot-toot!

[Dr. Zed]
Tooter, it's great to have you!

[Toot]
Very sure

[Dr. Zed]
So, Mr. Town, may I call you Toot?

[Toot]
Tooter

[Dr. Zed]
Toot, when did you first realize that you were destined for greatness?

[Toot speaks mumbled gibberish, audience laughs]

[Dr. Zed]
And how has this affected your relationship with your mother?

[Toot]
Mama? Oh, well, she...
[Toot speaks gibberish, audience gasps, Toot whimpers, applause]

[Dr. Zed]
A beautiful confession! Speaking of confessions, Toot, what is the craziest thing a fan has ever done?

[Toot]
Well, one time, this girl came over and...
[Toot speaks gibberish]

[Toot]
And I was like... [high-pitched laugh]

[Audience laughs]

[Dr. Zed]
Before we go, you promised us you'd perform for us your newest single, "Toot Toot in the Poop Shoot!"

[Toot]
Toot Toot!

[Dr. Zed]
What do we think, audience? You wanna hear it?

[cheering, Toot speaks gibberish]

[Dr. Zed]
Ladies and gentlemen, Tooter Town!

[Lyrics to the song]
I remember when we met at Harvard (Harvard)
We boatin' round on yachts, sails set to starboard (yacht)
Playin' badminton with the chess club (chess club)
Tryna' put your heart in checkmate, my love (checkmate)
I'll say it, Toot Toot in the Poop Shoot! (Toot Toot!) [dolphin noise]

[Audience applauds]