Three Old Maid Sisters

Oh, by the way, you fellas that are married, I wanna tell you this, if you're married
There's only one way to fight a woman—grab your hat and run
Say, it was two sisters, they were riding down a country road
And the older sister, you know, she knew the road a little better 'cause she'd been riding a little longer
And she told her younger sister, she said, "Turn right down this road and we'll take the shortcut home"
The road turned out to be quite bumpy, they were fixing or modernizing it for the coming age
And the younger sister said, "I never wanna come this way again"