Three Drunk Newts

Wheeeee!!

Three drunk newts, three drunk newts
See how they crawl, see how they crawl
Creeping down your legs and feet
Looking for a snack to eat
They can't even keep the beat
Three drunk newts, three drunk newts

Three stoned newts, three stoned newts
High as kites, yes, high as kites
They rumble in the parking lot
They scored a lid of seedless pot
Really hope they don't get caught
Three stoned newts, yo, three stoned newts

Three wild newts, three wild newts
Causing a scene, they're rowdy and mean
They licky sticky loopy juice
They're off to punish and abuse
Look out 'cause they're on the loose
Three wild newts, three wild newts

Look at their tails (look at our tails), aren't they pretty?
Look at their tails (look at our tails), itty-fitty
Wish I had a tail (we have tails!!)
But I don't!!

(Boy, am I drunk!! I'm really high!! Let's find some
Women... how a man does!! Salamander....!!)

[Spoken]
Let me tell you a tale about a trio of hot newts on parade...
They had Saturday Newt Fever, and they was burning...
But they got a little too hot, dig?

Three dead newts, three dead newts
See how they rot, see how they rot
Left out in the noonday sun
Dry and stiff and too well done
That's the end of their newt fun
Three dead newts
Three dead newts
Three dead newts....

[Spoken]
They're gone now, they've lived life too hard....
Yeah, bye newts, goodbye... bye...
Sleep good, sweet dreams...

YEAH...!!