I Gotta Get A Fake I.D.

[Verse 1: Barnes & Barnes]
I'm now 16 and I got my own car
I cruise around, but I don’t get far
They still don't let me in the bars
I gotta get a fake I.D
I gotta get a fake I.D

[Verse 2: Barnes & Barnes]
All the girls we know dig older guys
So we bought beards for our disguise
But they still don't fall for our brilliant lies
We gotta get fake I.D.’s
We gotta get fake I.D.'s

[Chorus: Barnes & Barnes]
No beer, no booze
We're doomed to lose
Gotta get a fake, gotta get a fake I.D
Gotta get a fake I.D
(False identification!)

[Verse 3: Backing female vocalist]
Well I burned my bra, and I lick my lips
And I wear short skirts, and I roll my hips
But the only guys I meet are dips
I gotta get a fake I.D
I gotta get a fake I.D

[Chorus: Backing female vocalist with Barnes & Barnes]
No beer, no booze
We're doomed to lose
Gotta get a fake, gotta get a fake I.D
Gotta get a fake I.D

[Verse 4: Dr. Demento]
I drink beer and I drink gin
There's no bar I can't get in
I wish I were 16 again
So I could get a fake I.D
So I could get a fake I.D

[Chorus: Dr. Demento with Barnes & Barnes]
Oh beer, oh booze!
I'm doomed to lose
Oh beer, oh booze!
Doomed to lose
Gotta get a fake, gotta get a fake I.D
Gotta get a fake I.D., yeah