Kosher Delight (Napper’s Delight)

[Intro]
Oy-vey, hannukah levy! Oy-vey-vey-vey-vey!

[Verse 1: "Matzoh" Max Melnick]
Now, what you hear is not some crap
It's me and my buddies doing a rap
We may be old, but we are not feeble
We go by the name of the Yiddish People
My name is Max and I disable tax
I'm the world's best CPA
I don't mean to boast, I don't mean to brag
But me you will never pay!
I own hotels, motels, condominiums
Property in Beverly Hills, even in the slums
Let me introduce you to the hippest dude on the scene
Would you believe he goes by the name of Frankie Frankfulstein

[Intrelude]
Do it Frank, now! [snoring]
Do it Frank, now! [snoring]
What are you waking me up for? I'm sleeping here!
Hey schlemiel, it's your turn!

[Verse 2: Frankie Frankfulstein]
Hoy! I got an old lady in a nice Mercedes
I wouldn't call her a shrimp
When we go out, people oftentimes
Confuse her with a Goodyear blimp
I got a son who's a doctor, one who's a lawyer
And one who's a total bum
He bought a condo on Three Mile Island
Oy, how could he be so dumb?
Now, I got him through midfield, I put him through college
Even took a second job at night
After all I did for all my kids, do you think they even write?
Now let me introduce you to the schmo with all that dough
It's no big deal, he's just a schlemiel, whose name's Gefilte Joe
Take it away, you schlemiel

[Verse 3: Gefilte Joe]
Have you ever been to your aunt's to eat
And the food, it taste like dreck?
She uses so much oil, you'd think she fights for OPEC!
She makes chopped liver that runs like a river
And the marzipans radiate
And every time you blink your eye
She puts more food on your plate
So you tell her that you're stuffed as a goose
And she says "that's okay"
"See, what do I care if you don't eat
So I slayed in the kitchen all day"

[Outro: all three]
Everybody, sing: hotels, motels, condominiums
I own property in Beverly Hills and I own it in the slums
Hubby, bubby, boogie-woogie-schmoogie
We don't stop 'til we step with a booby
Oy boy, hubby-bubby-bubby, hoy bo-bo-boy-boy-boy!
Hubby, bubby, boogie-woogie-schmoogie
We don't stop 'til we step with a booby...