The Three-Legged Horse

I bought me a three-legged packhorse
He hobbles and stumbles around
I wonder what I was a-drinkin'
When I dragged him back home from town

The three-legged horse
I don't know why I buyed him
I can lead him to water
But I can't make him drown
The three-legged horse
It's no fun to ride him
He walks in a circle
And then he falls down

He may not be bright, but he's loyal
He won't fall on anyone but me
Like the legs on a minimalist’s table
There used to be four, now there's one less than that

The three-legged horse
I don't know why I buyed him
I can lead him to water
But I can't make him drown
The three-legged horse
It's no fun to ride him
He walks in a circle
And then he falls down