Farting Angel

This afternoon I coughed up green things
I danced around and no one would come near me
I wondered how long I’d have to fan the air
I felt a hot wind from my anus
In a small room, no one came to save us
And I turned the fan on to no avail

Farting angel come pick my nose and
Smack your butt with a rubber hose and
Farting Angel come pass your gas
And dissipate into a warm stinky cloud

Alone and shivering in the bathro-aaagh!!