Mrs. Fenway

Mrs. Fenway, me, oh, my
Why'd you have to go and die?
Now we have to say goodbye to
Mrs. Fenway, Mrs. Fenway

The first Mrs. Fenway went to the store
Said she'd be back at three or four
Got her head caught in the sliding door
Now she's not Mrs. Fenway no more

Mrs. Fenway, me, oh, my
Why'd you have to go and die?
Now we have to say goodbye to
Mrs. Fenway, Mrs. Fenway

The second Mrs. Fenway stub her toe
At the moving picture show
She stumble out into the snow
Now she hеlp the flowers grow

Mrs. Fenway, mе, oh, my
Why'd you have to go and die?
Now we have to say goodbye to
Mrs. Fenway, Mrs. Fenway

The third Mrs. Fenway was very fat
Made the ground shake when she sat
She bend over to pet the cat
And her buttissimo squash her flat, oh no

Mrs. Fenway, me, oh, my
Why'd you have to go and die?
Now we have to say goodbye to
Mrs. Fenway, Mrs. Fenway

Mrs. Fenway, Mrs. Fenway
Mrs. Fenway, Mrs. Fenway
Mrs. Fenway, Mrs. Fenway
Mrs. Fenway, Mrs. Fenway
(Mrs. Fenway)

The fourth Mrs. Fenway write her will
And she take the sleeping pill
Then she jump from the window sill
And she landed in the rumor mill

Mrs. Fenway, me, oh, my
Why'd you have to go and die?
Now we have to say goodbye to
Mrs. Fenway, Mrs. Fenway
One more time!

The last Mrs. Fenway stayed at home
She was too afraid to roam
Mr. Fenway fuss and foam
When she choke on the telephone

Mrs. Fenway, me, oh, my
Why'd you have to go and die?
Now we have to say goodbye to
Mrs. Fenway, Mrs. Fenway

Mrs. Fenway, Mrs. Fenway
Mrs. Fenway, Mrs. Fenway
Mrs. Fenway, Mrs. Fenway
Mrs. Fenway, Mrs. Fenway
(What was her name again?)