Friends Like Bill

[Verse 1]
I have a two-dimensional friend, his name is Bill
He's my goodest, bestest friend in the world
I traded Bill for a baseball card
I wish I had more friends like him

[Chorus]
When you have friends like Bill
Nobody tells you what to do
Everybody steps aside and
Tells you you can just walk through
When you have friends like Bill
Everything is absolutely
Running like clockwork
When you have friends like

[Verse 2]
I have a three-dimensional friend, his name is Lou
He's the smartest guy I know in thе world
He has a plan to get a lot of friends likе bill
He pulls the trigger and everybody gets on the floor

[Chorus]
When you have friends like Bill
Nobody tells you what to do
Everybody steps aside and
Tells you you can just walk through
When you have friends like Bill
Everything is absolutely
Running like clockwork
When you have friends like

[Bridge]
Now Lou and I have so many friends like Bill
We don't know where to go; we're in a hurry, you see
Maybe we'll take our brand-new buddies
On a roadtrip down to beautiful Mexico

(Dos cervezas y la cuenta, por favor!)

[Chorus]
When you have friends like Bill
Nobody tells you what to do
Everybody steps aside and
Tells you you can just walk through
When you have friends like Bill
Everything is absolutely
Running like clockwork
When you have friends like

[Chorus]
When you have friends like Bill
Nobody tells you what to do
Everybody steps aside and
Tells you you can just walk through
When you have friends like Bill
Everything is absolutely
Running like clockwork
When you have friends like