The Rhyming Song

[Intro: Teacher, children]
Good morning boys and girls, (Hello, morning) today we're going to learn to do the rhyming song. Say it after me, the rhyming song. (The rhyming song) Now say it after me, the rhyming song. (The rhyming song) It's very important to learn about rhyming, I'm going to sing it to you, and you're going to sing it back in a moment. Jeremy, do sit down. Thank you. Sitting down! Up straight, now

[Chorus: Teacher]
Let's all sing the rhyming song
The rhyming song, the rhyming song
Let's all sing the rhyming song
The rhyming song

Very good, now you sing it with me. Jeremy sit down. Here we go!

[Chorus: Teacher and children, teacher, children]
Let's all sing the rhyming song
The rhyming song, the rhyming song
Let's all sing the rhyming song
The rhyming song!

Very good! Now I'm going to sing the vеrse, (Rhyming song) and you sing the little bits aftеr me. So, all together- Jeremy do sit down. Here's the verse:

[Verse 1: Teacher and children, teacher]
The stars are shining in the sky
The rhyming song, the rhyming song
My brother swallowed a feather
The rhyming song!

[Chorus: Teacher and children, teacher]
Very good Joe, now-
Let's all sing the rhyming song
The rhyming song, the rhyming song
Let's all sing the rhyming song
The rhyming song!

Very good. Next one:

[Verse 2: Teacher and children, teacher]
My brother rode his bike to town
The rhyming song, the rhyming song
There's no hot water in my hotel room
The rhyming song!

[Chorus: Teacher and children, teacher, children]
Let's all sing the rhyming song
The rhyming song, the rhyming song
Let's all sing the rhyming song
The rhyming song!

Very good, (The rhyming song!) Jeremy do sit down. Jeremy, stop doing that to Rebecca, stop it. ([?], he's hurting me Miss) Very good, here we go. Last verse

[Verse 3: Teacher and children, teacher, children]
I knew a girl, her name was Jim (Jim?!)
The rhyming song, the rhyming song
I tell you, she had a whooping carbuncle
The rhyming song (Carbuncle?!)

[Chorus: Teacher and children, teacher, children]
So let's all sing the rhyming song (Carbuncle.)
The rhyming song, the rhyming song (Carbuncle!)
Let's all sing the rhyming song
The rhyming so-o-ong!

Very good boys and girls. (Rhyming song. Aha!) Sitting up straight now! Jeremy, stop that. (*Indistinct protesting*)