My Dad’s Better Than Your Dad

[Intro]
Oh, my dad
My-y-y-hy-har-de-did-illy-dy-dad
Ah, my-y-hy-har-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-dar-di-dy-dy-dad is better than yours
A one, two, three!

[Verse 1]
Ah, my dad's better than your dad
My dad's better than yours
'Cause he's got a mobile phone
My dad's better than yours, ew-hoo!

[Verse 2]
Well, my dad's better than your dad
My dad's better than yours
'Cause he's got a mobile phone
And a fully-rechargeable cordless shaver
My dad's better than yours, yeah-hah-hoy!

[Verse 3]
Well, my dad's better than your dad
My dad's better than yours
Ah, 'cause he's got a mobile phone
And a fully-rechargeable cordless shaver
A remote-controlled ah garage door
My dad's better than yours, hey-ya-yaka-ey

[Verse 4]
Hah well, my dad's better than your dad
My dad's better than yours
Ah, 'cause he's got a mobile phone
And a fully-rechargeable cordless shaver
A remote-controlled ah garage door
And a three-in-one fax machine
My dad's better than yours, eh-heh-hey-hey!

[Verse 5]
Well, my dad's better than your dad
My dad's much better than yours
Ah, 'cause he's got a mobile phone
With a fully-rechargeable cordless shaver
A remote-controlled ah garage door
And a seven-in-one fax machine
And a brand-new V8 ride-on mower
My dad's better than your- now play, Seamus!

[Interlude]
(Who-hey! Haha! Hey! Ya-hee! Hoy!)
Take yer partner
(Yippee! Hey! Hoy!)

[Verse 6]
Everybody now!
Well, my dad's better than your dad
My dad's better than yours
'Cause he's got a mobile phone
My dad's better than yours
I said that my dad's better than your dad, hey
My dad's better than yours, ey
(Hey! Wha-hee!)