I Love to Toddle By the River

[Intro: Broadcaster, Professor Hans Klutz]
And good evening listeners, welcome to Radio Unfashionable, and tonight we're broadcasting live from the Roger Ickenbickenburger Memorial Hall, where this evening we have a performance by the accomplished, world-renowned, critically acclaimed, ...um, Overlocking Singers. Now, I believe we have a comment now from Professor Hans Klutz, and Hans Klutz, thank you very much Dr Klutz for coming this evening, couldn't you give us a littlе bit of input on the music before thе program begins?

Ah, Dankeschön! *Unintelligible German*

Well, thank you very much, professor. And I believe the actors, or the, actually the singers, I believe they are more singers, are walking on to the stage as we speak. So, here at the Ickenbickenburger Memorial Hall, we're cross down now live and the atmosphere is electric, the attendance this evening - a little disappointing, there's only one person here. But let's cross down live onto the main stage area...

[Chorus: Colin]
I love to toddle by the river
Toddling by the river wide
I love to toddle by the river
Toddling by the river wide

[Verse 1: Colin]
Must be careful
Don't go too close
Or you may fall in, ker-plop!

[Chorus: Colin]
I love to paddle in the river
Paddling in the river wide
I love to paddle in the river
Paddling in the river wide

[Verse 2: Colin]
Still be careful
Don't go too deep
Or you may fall in, ker-plop!

[Chorus: Colin]
I love to toddle by the river
Toddling by the river wide
Nyeh-nyeh-nyeh-nyeh-nyeh-nyeh-nyeh-nyeh!

[Chorus: Choir]
I love to toddle by the river
Toddling by the river wide
I love to toddle by the river
Toddling by the river wide

[Verse 3: Choir]
Must be careful
Don't go too close
Or you may fall in, ker-plop!

[Chorus: Choir]
I love to paddle in the river
Paddling in the river wide
I love to paddle in the river
Paddling in the river wide

[Verse 4: Choir]
Still be careful
Don't go too deep
Or you may fall in, ker-plop! (Ooh!)

[Chorus: Choir]
I love to toddle by the river
Toddling by the river wide
Nya-nya-nya-nya-nya-nya-nya-nya!
(Oh, you hurt me, stop)
([?])

[Outro]
(*One person applauding*)
(*Clattering*)