The Problem Is Me

Now is the time, the time is now, this is me taking a final bow
But I'm not done with living, I’m just done with this town
So let the games begin and let the credits roll
I'm not leaving yet, I forgot to turn off the stove...
Okay, I shut the stove off

So write this down in your blog:
It's time to leave, it’s time to say so long
Do what you want, I'll do what I please
If you get what you give, how can I expect to receive?
I think it's everybody else, but they all think the problem is me

So, take off my clothes, it's time for bed, I'm fucking shit up like I've got tourette's
But it's not all the cursing, it’s just the fact that I vent
But dry off your face, ‘cause it’s time for work, while it's party time for the republican jerks
Well, wait a second. I heard that they stopped the war...
No, my intelligence was wrong

So write this down in your blog:
I walk real slow while the whole world jogs
The washer was broke so I bought Febreze
If you get what you give, how can I expect to receive?
I think it’s everybody else, but they all think the problem is me

Get out of bed and find another job
I'm twenty-eight and I've lost the plot
Or, maybe, I just read the script wrong
Go seek some help, get on some pills, it's a sure-fire cure for the mentally ill
I’m not addicted to them, they're just what the doctor prescribed...
It's even legal to take these suckers before I drive!

So write this down in your blog:
It's time to leave, it's time to say so long
Do what you want, I'll do what I please
If you get what you give, how can I expect to receive?
I think it's everybody else, but they all think the problem is me

I think it's everybody else, but they all think the problem is me!