Diane Works for Ozzy (Demo)

She was born in the Pembroke Pines
But there's been a shift in the paradigm
She could open a mayonnaise jar with just a single point
Or she can evaporate it, if she gets annoyed
You know, her friends don't understand the way she be
Now that her fingers can shoot out laser beams

You know, I don't know how it started, it just happened one day
She was drawing a picture on MS-Paint
Her roomate asked her where the dish soap was at
She pointеd and exploded their wholе damn flat
So now when she gets an itch she scratches it more carefully
‘Cause her fingers can shoot out laser beams

How does it happen? Well, I don’t know how this starts
Now what will happen? I can't tell you that
I'm just Marc With a C, man, come on, christ sakes
I'm not that smart!

But she went on TV with David Letterman
She blew up the studio audience
Then she went to a rock show and did the metal salute
And she produced some pyro that blew off the roof
That's how she got the job working for Ozzy
Now that her fingers can shoot out laser beams

So now she's all rockin'
‘Cause we all know that laser beams rock
She’s rockin' with Dokken
If you need a light, her fingers can give you a spark

Well, she comes out for the encore, usually "Iron Man"
And she lights up the room like no machine can
Well, she ain't all that pretty but don't tell her that
‘Cause she will burn your ass up right where you stand

And that's how she got the job working for Ozzy
Because her fingers can shoot out laser beams