The Morrissey Song

When I'm feeling sad
And it's raining outside
I get a tea and a crumplet and I hide
Away from the world
Life can be so cruel
I got so many wedgies when I was in school

I'm gonna hop on my stylish bike
I've got a book in my basket that I like

It's the Morrissey Song, and there's only 3 notes
1-2-3-3-2-1
1-2-3-3-2-1
Ha ha ha ha
It's the Morrissey Song, and there's only 3 notes
1-2-3-3-2-1
1-2-3-3-2-1
Ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha

Every once in awhile
I hit a fourth note
But it doesn't really feel good on my throat
So I stick to the three
And sip a cup of tea
How come Paul McCartney's knighted and not me?

I'm gonna get on my blue moped
There's even a sidecar, so hop in

It's the Morrissey Song, and there's only 3 notes
1-2-3-3-2-1
1-2-3-3-2-1
Ha ha ha ha
It's the Morrissey Song, and there's only 3 notes
1-2-3-3-2-1
1-2-3-3-2-1
Ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha