Farting At Staples

Farting at Staples, farting at Staples
Look at the two of us, we're farting at Staples
Farting on the Sharpies, farting on the pencils
Farting on the calendars and farting on the stencils

Well we're farting at Staples, we're farting at Staples
Look at the two of us, we're farting at Staples
Farting on the office chairs, farting on computers
Farting on the hole punch and on the cashier's hooters

Farting at Staples, farting at Staples
Look at the two of us, we're farting at Staples
Farting on the printers, farting on the Post-its
It's hard to tеll which we like farting on the mostеst