Jarinus Rhymes With Vaginus

So many people are fucking lame
They can't figure out our name
It starts with "Jaret", and ends with "Linus"
And that's why it's pronounced "Jarinus"

It's not Jar-in-us (no!)
It's not Jar-inoos (what?)
It's not Jaranus (that's a planet!)
It's Jarinus! (JARINUS!)

Jarinus Rhymes With Vaginus
Jarinus Rhymes With Vaginus
Jarinus Rhymes With Vaginus

It's not that hard to fucking say
Unless you're a big dummy
It rhymes with "minus", or "your highness"
Motherfucker it's pronounced "Jarinus"

It's not Jaerosmith (no!)
It's not Jarack Obama (that's just dumb!)
It's not Kobe Bryant (not even close!)
It's Jarinus! (JARINUS!)

Jarinus Rhymes With Vaginus
Jarinus Rhymes With Vaginus
Jarinus Rhymes With Vaginus
(And all the people say)
Jarinus Rhymes With Vaginus
(Holy crap, it's true)
Jarinus Rhymes With Vaginus
(If you don't like it, fuck you!)
Jarinus Rhymes With Vaginus