Futbol (It’s Awesome)

Let's put on our shin guards
Don't forget your cleats
They don't go on your head man
They go on your feet
We gotta make some tackles
We gotta kick some balls
And if we end up losing
We can blame the calls
Of the refs

Futbol
It's awesome
Futbol
It's great!

I tripped a guy from the home team
He gets a penalty kick
We build a wall in front of him
And put our hands on our dicks
Some guys are waving some big flags
Others are playing some drums
I wanna take vuvuzelas
And stick em right up their bums
In B flat

Futbol
It's awesome
Futbol
It's grеat!
Futbol
It's awesome
Futbol
It's great!

Sеcurity guards are looking for Hooligans
A streaker runs out on the turf
The striker gets a ball right to the face
Too bad it's real and not a Nerf
The score is nil to nil
But we won't admit defeat
The keeper's wearing a different shirt
And his gloves look kinda neat
There's four minutes of added time so we better stop fucking around
One shot with a corner kick before the final whistle sounds
We'd like to tell you what happens next but this bridge is getting way too fucking long

Futbol
It's awesome
Futbol
It's great!
Futbol
It's awesome
Futbol
It's great!