Clear Your Browser History

How do you spell Mötley Crüe?
And how many crunches can Ryan Gosling do?
Facebook-stalking pictures of your mom
Trying to land a job at Hooters on Monster.com

So many ways to waste the time
I'm Googling the first thing on my mind
Before my boss comes in and catches me
I'm gonna clear my browser history

Chinese midgets eating steak
Videos of naked girls farting on a cake
What's this thing on my dong?
According to the WebMD, something's really wrong

So many ways to waste the time
I'm Googling the first thing on my mind
Before my girlfriend gets real mad at me
I'm gonna clear my browsеr history

Britney Spears gets out of thе car
With a totally shaven crotch
Hulk Hogan made a sex tape
How the hell can I not watch?
Man, that Ray J's got a big one
What's the age of consent in Florida?

I think Chatroulette is really dumb
I try to stay away from that but my dick keeps logging on

So many ways to waste the time
I'm Googling the first thing on my mind
Before my boss comes in and catches me
Before my girlfriend gets real mad at me
Before my homies all make fun of me
I'm gonna clear my browser history
You gotta clear your browser history
Clear that shit