The Mad Turkey

[Intro]
Gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble
Hyper! Hyper! Huah ha ha!

[Verse 1]
Gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble
Go on ya good thing!
Jacques Chirac
Ah Dick Moran
Ah, Miley, what're ya doin' to Biddy?
Black-Black-Blackie Connors
Washing machine up a tree
Are you ready?

For the memories
Blackie Connors
Biddy Byrne
Miley Byrne
Father Devereaux

Techno techno techno

Channel tunnel
Copper Face Jacks
Uno does tres cuatro

Coats in the cloakroom
Fine plates of dinner served later

Let's bring it home, it's Glenroe!

Ah Biddy ya lovely lookin' fella

Can I have coleslaw with me chips and brussels sprouts please, boss?

Do a jig for us there, Teasy

Biddy, Biddy, Biddy

Charles De Gaulle, Berlin wall
Ray D'Arcy is very small
Georges Pompidou

Glenroe, the Sopranos for the culchies

Ah yeah, that's comin' out both ends

Whatever happened that greyhound?

Abhaile!

Will you please stand for the national anthem?